{"id":46,"date":"2012-01-30T00:11:09","date_gmt":"2012-01-30T00:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/?p=46"},"modified":"2012-01-30T00:24:27","modified_gmt":"2012-01-30T00:24:27","slug":"putting-a-bun-in-the-oven-and-7-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"Putting a Bun in the Oven&#8230; and 7 more"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had to.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I baked some rolls today, and learnt some important lessons.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_20120129_232520.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-47\" title=\"Bread Rolls!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_20120129_232520-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"778\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_20120129_232520-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_20120129_232520-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_20120129_232520.jpg 1944w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, pretty epic eh?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I wanted to make rolls because I cannot find, anywhere I&#8217;ve spent the time to look, crusty rolls. They always sell these nasty, solid, soft outer rolls that I don&#8217;t like. My issue with rolls is theres too much bread, so a nice crusty shell sorta breaks it up a bit, that and light and airy inside is good too.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately these rolls didn&#8217;t go super well. Well they are pretty epic, I just had some kitchen equipment issues. So lessons learnt:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lesson 1:<\/strong> I really need to clean my oven&#8230; its not that its really dirty, theres just some oil\/fat\/something at the bottom that vaporises when I cook anything in there, probably because I never really use a baking tray, which leads onto&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lesson 2: <\/strong>I need baking trays if I&#8217;m going to keep baking stuff, also for pizzas and other things too. I spent maybe 30 minutes today cleaning the wire racks in the oven because I don&#8217;t have baking trays to put the rolls on, and it&#8217;s not the best thing ever to use for this reason:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_20120129_232556.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-48\" title=\"Fallen dough\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_20120129_232556-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"778\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_20120129_232556-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_20120129_232556-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/IMG_20120129_232556.jpg 1944w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, so bread dough on a rack tend to sorta fall through and re-form on the other side, I had to pull some of the rolls off and push others back through the gaps&#8230; good thing i cleaned them pretty well.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lesson 3:<\/strong> Ovens get really hot, my right hand is killing me from stupid burns. I managed to get one at work when i decided to catch a soldering iron, but that wasn&#8217;t too bad, in the fleshy bit of the palm by your thumb. But picking up a hot wire rack with a tea towel, not good. The tea towel was damp, folded up lots and I still managed to quite badly burn my middle finger and thumb on my right hand.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lesson 4:<\/strong> My cooking is amazing.<br \/>Well not so much a lesson, I already knew this, but it can be a lesson for you. Don&#8217;t be taking me on in the kitchen, my food is epic even when I fuck it up&#8230; maybe even <strong>especially<\/strong> when I mess it up&#8230; maybe not that last one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had to. Anyway, I baked some rolls today, and learnt some important lessons. So, pretty epic eh? Anyway, I wanted to make rolls because I cannot find, anywhere I&#8217;ve spent the time to look, crusty rolls. They always sell these nasty, solid, soft outer rolls that I don&#8217;t like. My issue with rolls is theres &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/?p=46\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Putting a Bun in the Oven&#8230; and 7 more&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52,"href":"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/52"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hownottofixacar.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}